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	<title>Teodor Sandu &#187; jokes</title>
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	<description>(0x2b &#124;&#124; !0x2b)</description>
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		<title>Software Terms</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Advanced User:  A person who has managed to remove a computer from its

packing materials.

Power User:  A person who has mastered the brightness and contrast controls

on any computer monitor.

American Made:  Assembled in America from parts made abroad.

Alpha Test Version:  Too buggy to be released to the paying public.

Beta Test Version:  Still too buggy to be released.

Release [...]]]></description>
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		<title>C/C++ declarations</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[auto accident;
register voters;
static electricity;
short circuit;
long johns;
unsigned long letter;
double trouble;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check; unsigned check;
union onion;
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
const ipated;
case closed:
double or_nothing;
short sighted;
void if_removed;    /* warranty */
volatile buggy_code;
unsigned anonymous;
men()
{
goto pub;
pub:
return pissed;
}
women()
{
goto bathroom;
bathroom:
while (1) ;
}
class dismissed : public annoyance
Disclaimer
The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF&#8217;s email [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PCMCIA</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is&#8230; PCMCIA?
People can&#8217;t  memorize computer industry acronyms
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