Archive for the ‘jokes’ Category
Software Terms
Advanced User: A person who has managed to remove a computer from its packing materials. Power User: A person who has mastered the brightness and contrast controls on any computer monitor. Read the rest of this entry »
C/C++ declarations
auto accident;
register voters;
static electricity;
short circuit;
long johns;
unsigned long letter;
double trouble;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check; unsigned check;
union onion;
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
const ipated; Read the rest of this entry »
PCMCIA
What is… PCMCIA?
People can’t memorize computer industry acronyms