Teodor Sandu

auto accident;
register voters;
static electricity;
short circuit;
long johns;
unsigned long letter;
double trouble;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check; unsigned check;
union onion;

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

const ipated;
case closed:
double or_nothing;
short sighted;
void if_removed;    /* warranty */
volatile buggy_code;
unsigned anonymous;

men()
{
goto pub;
pub:
return pissed;
}

women()
{
goto bathroom;
bathroom:
while (1) ;
}

class dismissed : public annoyance

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